Road Rookie

Mp3 Superstar

Well, there ain't no real truck drivers anymore They all left the road sometime before And now we're stuck with all these fools Fresh out of 3 week driving school And they don't know there 5th wheel from their horn My Uncle Pete was a real truck driving man When he got in that rig he had a plan And he knew every inch of her Just how to make that diesel purr And things this new breed just don't understand But, there ain't no real truck drivers anymore They all left the road sometime before And now we're stuck with all these fools Fresh out of 3 week driving school And they don't know there 5th wheel from their horn CHORUS You've got to learn to respect that big machine Check them tires and keep that engine clean Grease that big 5th wheel up there Make sure them brakes ain't leaking air Frankly, I just think you're kind of green The way you drive them trucks is just insane You're even causing lots of death and pain I can't believe the things you do And if it's all the same to you I think I'll just go take myself a train Cause, there ain't no real truck drivers anymore They all left the road sometime before And now we're stuck with all these fools Fresh out of 3 week driving school And they don't know there 5th wheel from their horn CHORUS (I swear you dang near make me want to scream) (yeah, you're the one to whom this song I sign) (And I think you exactly who I mean) (I just can't believe the things I have seen) (No yellow light ever did equate to green) (I wish you'd learn how to drive that big machine) Dedicated to my Uncle Pete © 2002, 2008, Stephen R. Wood   Stream this song HiFi Win9 Stereo HiFi Mp3 Stereo LoFi Win9 Stereo

Well I'm there on that mp3 dot com web site, And I upload a brand new song almost every night, But sometimes I feel like a dog in a great big ol' cat fight, And I guess there must be something I ain't doin' right. But it's all right so far, Long as things don't get too bizarre, I just want to play my guitar, And be an m-p-3 superstar. Now I spend almost two whole hours recordin' every day, I guess everybody'd like to make'em fast that way, And I know it's sure it's gonna pay off mighty big some day, When I become a cyber star and blow'em all away! But it's all right so far, I kind-a like things the way that they are, I just want to play my guitar, And be an m-p-3 superstar. And it's all right so far, even though I ain't got no tips in my jar, I just want to play my guitar, And be an m-p-3 superstar. Well I don't know just what it is I could be doin' wrong, There ain't nobody out there wants to listen to my songs, I suppose they all could be little bit too long, But somethin' tells me everybody wants to give me the gong! But it's all right so far, And things don't seem too bizarre, I just want to play my guitar, And be an m-p-3 superstar. Yeah it's all right so far, I kind-a like things the way that they are, I just want to play my guitar, And be an m-p-3 superstar. © 2001, 2008, Stephen R. Wood Stream this song HiFi Win9 Stereo HiFi Mp3 Stereo LoFi Win9 Stereo